Forget that dating book nightmare -- these fashion rules are worth reading and following. Sure, you know what works for you. But, that doesn't always mean you proceed to use those tactics wisely. So, let's warm up on the basics. After all, it's always nice to have a fashion study buddy with all the answers. Read on...

     We're guilty of this style crime. You're spring cleaning, and there's always those couple of pieces in your closet that you keep, because...well, just because. Whether it be that you wore it the first time you and Chem Boy kissed or it was your lucky sock when you were ten, if it hasn't been worn or looked at religiously, then it's just causing clutter. Of course, there are always exceptions, (a t-shirt glaring with the logo of a special event, your best friend gave it to you before she moved, you and Chem Boy are still dating...), but if it's replaceable and not useful, then part with it. Donate it. Sell it. Just don't leave it.

     We know how coaxing that big, red, four-letter word can be -- "SALE." It drags you in with its promises, and sometimes, leaves you empty-handed. We'd be lying if we told you we skip the plight. That's definitely not what we're saying. But, be aware -- be very aware. There are two things to look out for in the clearance rack. One, the pledges. Make sure you know that the piece is worth the price. If a department store is selling a pair of shoes for $20 on sale, yet you've seen the same pair of shoes for $15 at another store, remember so. And, two -- if it's stained or altered badly in any way, don't buy it. Makeup is hard to remove from clothes -- so why risk it for a clearance price? Well, unless that concealer-on-the-shoulder look is in.

     If you didn't know, salespeople are sometimes paid on a career-related term called "commission." Commission is a fee paid to an employee for selling the products. So, for extra dough, some salespeople will talk you into buying something...anything. Trust your instinct -- not their smooth talk. If they think that skirt looks absolutely ravishing on you, but you'd rather wear your father's soiled Army boots to school, smile and politely refuse their offer of paper or plastic bags. In fact, bring a blunt friend with you for an honest viewpoint.

     You know what they say...if the shoe / skirt / shirt / bathing suit fits, wear it, (okay, you know what we say). If it doesn't, it's not worth your George Washington's. Even if the item is on sale for an unbelievably low price and you see yourself wearing it while hanging with SOS, (someone special), don't give in. Otherwise, you'll end up stuffing yourself into the piece while visions of Slim Fast dance in your head, (can't let it take the place of The One). Save your money, (and self-esteem), for a better buy.

     It's the outfit of your dreams. And, well -- it hasn't left there since you dreamt it up. If it's something you can see yourself dazzling crowds with and you just have to have it, look into a seamstress. You don't have to go pro -- look around for people you know that are great with the needle. Once you pick the patterns, (available at fabric stores), with the material, (also at that aforementioned shop), give it to your seamstress friend / neighbor / aunt, etc. Or, learn to sew yourself -- it'll prove useful in the future.

     Sure -- a lot of this was knowledge you may have acquired throughout your years of fashiondome. But, let's make sure this time that you don't let the Style Devil in you proceed to break into your wallet and release your cash to any little thing. Oh, and don't let a boy make a date after Wednesday. Right.